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我脾气不好，成绩不好，气质不好，性格不好，长相不好，唯一值得骄傲的就是：消化好！
I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing I can be proud of is: good digestion!
闭上眼睛，我看见了我的前途。
Close your eyes, I see my future.
很多男人说女人心难懂，其实女人的心是人脸识别的，看到帅哥就会自动解锁，有什么难懂的。
Many men say that a woman's heart is hard to understand. In fact, a woman's heart is face recognition.When you see a handsome man, it will automatically unlock. What's hard to understand.
这个冬天有三好，外面好冷，衣服好贵，我好穷。
There are three good things this winter. It's so cold outside, clothes are so expensive, and I'm so poor.
都是成年人，说话要有点分寸，你说我黑可以，但不能说我用生抽护的肤。
They are all adults. Speak with a little discretion. You say I can be black, but you can't say I use raw skin to protect my skin.
现在想来，我变穷的最大原因就是，动不动的总想犒劳一下自己。
Now, the biggest reason why I become poor is that I always want to reward myself.
希望有人可以看穿我的脆弱，给我转点钱花花。
I hope someone can see through my vulnerability and transfer some money to me.
为什么刚进大学的新生都急于脱单，因为他们天真地认为自己没有对象仅仅是因为高中禁止早恋。
Why are freshmen eager to get out of college, because they naively think they have no object, just because early love is prohibited in high school.
我睡觉的时候最好别找我，不 然你得请我吃 宵 夜。
You'd better not come to me while I'm sleeping, or you'll have to treat me to a late night snack.
今天做数学题。十个人排队，甲不能站中间，不能站两端，还得和乙挨着，还得和丙隔两个人，还得站丁后面。经过激烈的讨论，大家一致认为，让甲滚。
Do math today. Ten people line up. A can't stand in the middle or at both ends. He has to be next to B, two people apart from C, and behind D. After heated discussion, everyone agreed that let a roll.
不吹不黑 ，你要是跟我打架 ，不出五秒你就得跪地上 ，掐我的人中 ，求我不要死
No blowing, no black. If you fight with me, you'll have to kneel down and pinch me in less than five seconds. Please don't die
数学的力量是什么？抄完答案看不懂！语文的力量是什么？看完答案不想抄！
What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand after copying the answer! What is the power of Chinese? After reading the answer, I don't want to copy!
装空调的师傅，制服很脏很破，还穿在身上。我问他为什么一定要穿这样的制服。他说：“上次我没穿制服，装累了站着休息会儿，就有人报警说我要跳楼。”
The air-conditioning master's uniform is very dirty and worn. I asked him why he had to wear such a uniform. "Last time I didn't wear a uniform and pretended to be tired, I stood and had a rest. Someone called the police and said I wanted to jump from a building," he said
医生摸了磨他的肚子，问他什么感觉，他:感觉有人摸我的肚子。
The doctor touched his stomach and asked him how he felt. He said: I feel someone touching my stomach.
